Anonymous asked: So, I'm looking for this song that I heard on the radio back in the late 90s / early 00s. The only lyrics I can remember were something to the effect of "I'll be your sexy messiah." It was a woman's voice singing. And I think the general tone/theme was the female single seducing / enticing a guy. I figure there's a decent chance I heard the lyrics wrong since searching reveals nothing useful. I want to say I heard it on KROQ. Sorry that's not much to go on, but any chance you know the song?
(Mod note: wow, I didn’t know anyone remembered this blog existed)
It sounds obscure, so it should be something that I would know, but I don’t. Maybe you should ask Todd, even if he did kill Sia for me.
Joy toooo the woooorld!
The looooord has cooooome!
Let earrrrth receiiiiiive her kiiiiiiing!
Let e’ery heaaaaart prepare hiiiiiim roooooom!
And heaven ‘n nature siiiiiiing
And heaven ‘n nature siiiiiiiing
And heaaaaaven heaaaaven ‘n naturrrre siiiing!
Meh. Still not as good as my Zongs.
Ah, put a sock in it Zod. ‘N go back to your igloo in the north pole!
I’d put it on my Best list.
Where can I find a teleporter?
NONE OF US AROUND HERE ARE GIVING YOU A TELEPORTER!
Actually, I could PROVIDE you with a teleporter.
Well so could I, but you don’t see me sharing that information!
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Shit
(Source: ask90sgurl)
Dude, has anyone noticed that we all look the same..?I thought you were all cousins or something. I’m sure that there’s some whimsical explanation.
dude… aren’t we all just distant cousins in the end..?
I…guess so. Wow, I thought that would be more fun.
Dude, has anyone noticed that we all look the same..?
I thought you were all cousins or something. I’m sure that there’s some whimsical explanation.
rabiahthehawkling asked: I only eat the souls and dreams of child molesters.
No more burgers for you.
rabiahthehawkling asked: No. I only have Sugar Cane, not hand leaves.
Did you eat the burgers too?
90’s Kid and Harvey right now:
Guys, no! Don’t you know this will turn you into hooligans and whores?
Do you want to be hooligans and whores?
DUDE… what are you talkin about… I feel like totally chill right now, man…
..hold up, like, hold up, what if the ocean was made of apple juice…
The ocean is made of our sorrows and the ancients!
And whateva the color blue tastes like!
du- dude, Harvey, what if like…we’re really fictional characters, and anything that ever happens to us is because a bunch of people thought it would be funny and cool for it to happen
Nah… but if that were true, I would be controlled by a doll with no social life.
Also, GABY AND FLAMES FSDSFET
You two should just sit here, right in front of this camera, and tell it everything you’re thinking. Yeah, that should be a fun video.
(Source: bardaandfaye)
rabiahthehawkling asked: The black suit guy fell over a couch when I tried to give him toast.
Are you messing with my friends?
Harvey, you okay?
90’s Kid and Harvey right now:
Guys, no! Don’t you know this will turn you into hooligans and whores?
Do you want to be hooligans and whores?
